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(Editor's note: not too many years ago, the idea of a male or female clown would have been anathema - but now, it's quite common. So, here are a collection of boyfriend and girlfriend jokes suitable for the way clowns think and interact)

Boy Clown : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
Girl Clown : Why not ??
Boy Clown : I'm broke.

Boy Clown : May I hold your hand??
Girl Clown : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

Girl Clown : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
Boy Clown : What time was it??

Girl Clown : Say you love me! Say you love me!
Boy Clown : Okay, "You love me"

Girl Clown : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
Boy Clown : Sure, what's your phone number??

Girl Clown : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
Boy Clown : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

Girl Clown : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
Boy Clown : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

Girl Clown : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
Boy Clown : Don't you ever want to improve??

Boy Clown : I love you! I love you so much, I could die for you!
Girl Clown : How soon??

Boy Clown : I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl Clown : Yes, but would you stay there??

Boy Clown : You remind me of the sea.
Girl Clown : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Boy Clown : NO, because you make me sick.

Girl Clown : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think,?
Boy Clown : I agree with both. You're pretty ugly.

Boy Clown : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl Clown : So what do you do?
Boy Clown : I close my eyes.