Johnny, at breakfast: “Dad, today is Lincoln’s birthday. He was a great man, wasn’t he?”
Dad, always eager to teach his young son a lesson: “Yes, son, indeed he was. And mind you,” he added pompously, “when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was out splitting rails.”
“Yes, Dad, I know,” replied Johnny. “And when he was your age, he was President of the United States.”
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