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Clean Funny Jokes about topical humor

• 40 Things that only happen in the movies
• Actual answering machine messages
• Actual comments left by nature hikers
• Application to date my daughter
• Backwards compatibility
• BBQ - real men only cook barbeque
• Bellboy in a hurry
• Blind Airline Pilot
• Book Titles
• Bragging about heroes of history
• Brain teasers
• Bricklayer's Insurance Claim
• Broken car horn
• Bungee Jumping in Mexico
• Buying stamps at the Post Office
• The butcher and the price of beef
• Change your course
• College Entrance Exam (football player version)
• Columbia House sold
• Comparing Iraq to Washington, D.C.
• Daffy Dictionary
• Darwin Awards - living on Zionist time
• Defining success at different ages
• Diagnosing manic depression
• Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street?
• Did you hear about …
• Difference between the optimist and the pessimist
• Differences between men and women
• Dreaming of a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day
• Envy between the owners of the Yugo and the Rolls Royce
• Explosion at the gunpowder factory
• Farmer's first airplane ride
• Feat of strength at the construction site
• Fight with the boss
• Finding the Thanksgiving turkey
• Forgetfulness and ice cream
• Funeral for the author of "The Hokey Pokey"
• How fast can a bicycle go?
• How much does the dentist charge?
• Knock, knock jokes
• The lady bets her age at the roulette table
• Language lesson on double negatives - and double positives
• Last Words
• List of truths about adults
• List of truths about growing old
• Lost in Translation
• Make me one with everything
• The make up test
• Magician and the parrot
• Memo to the family dogs
• Mohammed Ali and the airplane seatbelt
• Night Before Christmas - politically correct version
• Parable of the two social workers
• A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling, by Mark Twain
• Politican quotes - John F. Kerry
• Push at 3 o'clock in the morning (do unto others)
• Questions for your waiter in a restaurant
• Questions that need answers (very funny!)
• Quotations
• Funny quotes about politics
• Rough airplane landing
• Running away from home
• Sandwich at the train station
• Sea Captain - port and starboard
• Speeding on Route 22
• The speeding ticket
• Talk or fish
• Top 10 List of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas
• Top 10 List of Things to NOT Get Your Wife for Christmas
• True or false test
• Universal Laws
• Very Short Books
• Very Useful Advice
• A Visit from the IQ Fairy - Tim Conway - Funny movie quote
• Walking economy
• We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, ...
• A well-done medium
• What kind of soup is this?
• When the Marine and the Iraqi insurgent met in Basra
• Why Is It?
• Will Rogers quotes
• Winston Churchill quote
• Wise sayings
• Witty sayings
• Witty Sayings 2
• Yogi Berra quotes