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Funny movie quotes from Laurel and Hardy's "March of the Wooden Soldiers" (1934), aka "Babes in Toyland" Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : So far so good.
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : It wasn't so far. We just came across the street.

Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : I've got a Christmas present for you.
Barnaby : A Christmas gift in the middle of July?
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Well we always do our Christmas shopping early.

Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : Stannie's so upset he isn't even going to the wedding. You're upset aren't you Stannie?
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Upset? I'm housebroken!

Stannie nibbles on pig sausage evidence
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : It doesn't taste like pig sausage to me, it tastes like pork.
Taking bite

Old King Cole : I'm offering a 50,000 guineas reward for Barnaby's apprehension, dead or alive.
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Can't you make up your mind how you want him?

Barnaby disappears down well. Stannie and Ollie corner him.
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : You better come up dead or alive!
Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : How can he come up dead when he's alive?
Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Let's drop a rock on him. That'll make him dead when he's alive.
Ollie Dee (Oliver Hardy) : Now you're talkin'.

Stannie Dum (Stan Laurel) : Her talking to Barnaby is a matter of pouring one ear into the other. Can't be done.