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alexbbc94 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
I finished my course work over the weekend and decided to bring my lap top over to my best firend's house to show him. I stepped out into the bathroom and he changed word "never" to "nigger" in the essay. I didn't notice it so I gave in the work. My teacher is black.
Shadow666the666demon (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
my brother Zakk got his ipod tooken up and now he is miserable....
i feel bad in a way
toth2222 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
my fml would be when i got up took a shower when i got out i fell asleep on my bed again and was almost late for school FML!
youngnfly415 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
67mustangreg (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
wanna know my fml? lol
one time my mom found my porn stash, imported frm germany. my friend had gottendrunk and bought fat chick and grandma porn. yeah, and my mom found it a few years ago. FML #1
quite recently, my mom found a craigslist ad looking for a new GF. apperantly I gave too much info. thank god it was all rated G! FML!!!! #2 :(
masterathedark (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
DAMN!!!
kapugen23 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
I took a crap in my front yard cuz I wuz 2 la-z to go inside and cars and people were lookin at me I was give @ the time FML
kkiittiiee (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
so i was on the bus and this guy oppened the emergency exit and my boyfriend fell out he was ok and all but now we get the shit bus that dosent have and emergency exit at the back and the brakes dont really work....FML
XeMnAsPhUsE (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
I was up state and I got bit twice by a snake then I had an allergic reaction then I had five shots on my arm and i have scares to prove it and it was on the day of my birthday FML
godzillla1168 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)
This guy took off his shirt in class and acted gay and I thought it was weird cuz Im a guy and I got in trouble... FML |
