efrainplaza7 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Bortacus (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

This one was actually good, a lot of Onion videos are not funny, though I love the newspaper. The actors really pulled off the role of morning news anchor well

McWalker25 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

well, with the practice of eugenics... fairly possible in some odd years

xombeh1lissie (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

honestly, this seems believeable. no normally-born teenager that i know would be willing to be in a cheesy g-rated kid's show. x] you have to be genetically altered to do stuff like that!

IceNaruto777 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE p.s. im just trying 2 save my ass

chelsritson (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

oh right so it's fake? i actually believed it!!!! lol

greenrazr (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

I love The Onion. They make it seem so real, with the intros and the scrolling news banner at the bottom. I know it's fake, but it's still hilarious.

PrecisionBassist (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

You're so dumb...

AdamSmith5255 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Watch my video of me singing "If I were a Boy"

userasdf (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

and even your correction has grammatical errors :P (But it'd be petty of me to fault you for that since it is understandable). Anyway, you just proved my point that you were the one saying posting was a waste of time and then you denied it. And yet you posted the most on this video and continue to post. And claim intelligence while saying things like "lick my dick chubby boy" and calling ppl idiots when you are the one in error. If you make stupid comments expect to be corrected.