dismalxc00kie (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

@ starlionblue It's actually a hidden set of lazer guns.

bignaughty290 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

i really like this car, but when i read your comment i nearly pissed myself.

cumguzzlar (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

i'll second that.

kcuskcid (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

good for having gay orgies in

starlionblue (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

look at 10:05. The headlights actually moved up. Is this what it does in high beam mode or are there two sets of bulbs in the lens? My other car simply turns on the second set of bulbs when I turn on the high beams.

starlionblue (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

If you think this looks bad, you should see the 4-door version! Yes, four separate doors although still in concept phase now. The Clubman looks fine compared to a base Cooper. The 4-door? Ugh, don't even go there!

spackwit (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Yeah I too had one of these as my company car. I was a dog excrement removal technician. However, I handbrake turned it into a lampost by accident. Busy acting the cod and I ran off home and hid under the bed. Mum answered the phone to the boss and told him I was sick after a couple of months the miserable cunt sacked me no fare no tip. Lifes good now I'm on the dole and I have managed to fiddle incapacity benefit. Munney for nothing courtesey of you muppets cheers for the lager and buckie.

cumguzzlar (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

I had one of these, thought it would be handy as i do cash in hand work as a mobile blacksmith, i carry a forge and anvil in the trunk, however....on my first day at work in it, i set fire to it and it's all gone ha ha. Not all bad though, managed to squeeze in another incapacity benefit to top up the dole munny. Life is ace on the fuckin nash, why worry if some other loser pays yer council tax, and rent eh viewers? Off to crete next week courtesy of the taxpayer, cheers.

Tacocat27 (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

Mine arrives next month and I can't friggin' wait!!! For those of you who think they're ugly, go test drive one. Sure the Clubman isn't the most visually appealing car, but DAMN is it fun to drive!

alexdenetto (December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm)

that isnt a mini, thats a bigi