Road Trip (original song)

VERSE I thought he was my partner Less than lovers, more than friends He said it wouldn't last But like the cosmos, it never ends They say he's going steady With some woman that I don't know I've never met this person But I think that I should go and say hello I wish that he'd step back And weigh his options for what they're worth She may be smart and pretty Oh, but our love has orbited the earth PRECHORUS I will not let her take my place I'm in a new kind of space race CHORUS But I don't tell my parents And I don't tell my friends I just grab some rubber tubing And I pull on my Depends And then I drive It's time for a road trip I've printed out these letters That he sent her, and all of that I've written these directions To her house, so we might have a little chat I'll take this airsoft pistol Should she makes threats against my life A wig and pepper spray And this eight inch Gerber folding knife PRECHORUS I will not let my man pursue her Now she will get what's coming to her CHORUS BRIDGE She's just a captain in the Air Force She's never been in outer space I guess I'll have to go remind her That I'm a g**damn astronaut And she should know her place I pass through the state border And I'm welcomed by a sign I can feel my heart pounding in my temples - and justice will be mine She's nowhere in the airport Then I recognize her car I see no reason why I should be fearful I've already come this far PRECHORUS I will not let her victimize me At this point nothing can surprise me CHORUS Q: Did she really have a blender/bananas/a disco ball with her? A: Unfortunately no. But she did have all the items mentioned in the song, and then some. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...

Channel: Music
Uploaded: December 31, 1969 at 4:59 pm
Author: sweetafton23

Length: 05:45
Rating: 4.90
Views: 100225

Tags: astronaut  diapers  lisa  nowak  song  

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