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Thursday, July 06, 2006

“Hooray for Captain Spaulding” | the Marx Brothers’ movie Animal Crackers | Groucho Marx’ theme song

Groucho Marx' theme song, "Hurray for Captain Spaulding" from the Marx Brothers' movie "Animal Crackers"
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 07/06 at 06:18 PM • viewed 7740 times
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Monday, February 20, 2006

“Not Clown” moves to off-Broadway

Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/20 at 04:12 PM • viewed 1350 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006

‘Tis not the season

A parody of 'Deck the Halls' talking about the perversion of what Christmas is supposed to be about - suitable for clown skits
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 12:30 AM • viewed 4161 times
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

‘Twas the Month After Christmas

With apologies to Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - an ode to what happens *after* we eat all of those Christmas treats
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/14 at 02:32 AM • viewed 1040 times
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

‘Twas the night before Christmas - clown version

poetry - 'Twas the night before Christmas - a clown version
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/07 at 09:07 PM • viewed 2968 times
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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version

A military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) - aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMs
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/14 at 03:11 AM • viewed 1031 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall

Yet another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two versus
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 12:47 AM • viewed 818 times
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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

‘Twas the night before Jesus came

poetry - 'Twas the night before Jesus came, a poem by Dianne Frances Donenfeld
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/07 at 08:05 PM • viewed 5356 times
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Monday, November 13, 2006

‘Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore's 'The Night Before Thanksgiving', about Thanksgiving evening ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/13 at 09:20 PM • viewed 795 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006

‘Twas the Nite Before Implementation

Strictly for the computer nerds among us - but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they're *so* true!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 03:23 PM • viewed 600 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College

Only 10?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 09:07 AM • viewed 3076 times
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10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars

Funny but true!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 12:33 AM • viewed 636 times
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10 Things You Learn About Americans From ‘BayWatch’

It's a very sad commentary that foreigners might learn these 'truths' about Americans from watching 'Baywatch'
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 12:25 AM • viewed 503 times
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Thursday, November 16, 2006

12 Days of Christmas Memo

I know that corporate downsizing is inevitible in American business ... but at the North Pole?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/16 at 07:27 PM • viewed 1200 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

12 Tips for Managers from Employees

The sad part is, how many managers are *exactly like this*
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 02:18 PM • viewed 526 times
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