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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
‘Twas the Month After Christmas
With apologies to Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - an ode to what happens *after* we eat all of those Christmas treatsPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/14 at 02:32 AM • viewed 998 times
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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - military version
A military version of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (sincere apologies to Clement Moore) - aka. Santa Claus versus the ICBMsPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/14 at 03:11 AM • viewed 987 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas at the Mall
Yet another parody of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas' - but with a very good, and touching, point in the final two versusPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 12:47 AM • viewed 770 times
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Monday, November 13, 2006
‘Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
A poem, with apologies to Clement Moore's 'The Night Before Thanksgiving', about Thanksgiving evening ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/13 at 09:20 PM • viewed 788 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006
‘Twas the Nite Before Implementation
Strictly for the computer nerds among us - but we geeks will laugh out loud at the final 2 lines, since they're *so* true!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 03:23 PM • viewed 581 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
10 Reasons Why Prison is Better than College
Only 10?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 09:07 AM • viewed 2877 times
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10 Things that Would Happen If Microsoft Made Cars
Funny but true!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 12:33 AM • viewed 630 times
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10 Things You Learn About Americans From ‘BayWatch’
It's a very sad commentary that foreigners might learn these 'truths' about Americans from watching 'Baywatch'Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 12:25 AM • viewed 493 times
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Thursday, November 16, 2006
12 Days of Christmas Memo
I know that corporate downsizing is inevitible in American business ... but at the North Pole?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/16 at 07:27 PM • viewed 1150 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
12 Tips for Managers from Employees
The sad part is, how many managers are *exactly like this*Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 02:18 PM • viewed 517 times
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Thursday, November 09, 2006
21 Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
Because of so many words that spell the same but sound and mean different - like these!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/09 at 07:20 PM • viewed 1881 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
Do you have that nagging fear that you, yourself, might be on the list?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 10:41 AM • viewed 1650 times
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
99.9% success rate
A funny list, with a valid perspective on why 99.9% isn't enough ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/22 at 04:28 PM • viewed 1452 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006
A Child’s Christmas Prayer
A wonderful Christmas poem - a true tear-jerker, that everyone should read. Merry Christmas, everyone!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 07:38 PM • viewed 1238 times
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A Christmas Poem
A very funny poem, with a twist endingPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 03:08 PM • viewed 796 times
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