Puns
I should be punished for every pun I shed; leave not one puny shred upon my punish head.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
A lawyer pun
A truly atrocious pun, based on the phrase 'The check is in the mail'Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/03 at 12:08 PM • viewed 1054 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Chess Nuts
Yes, a pun about Chess Nuts - but not the one you're expecting!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 04:04 PM • viewed 818 times
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Monday, November 27, 2006
Christmas Books You Aren’t Likely to See
A list of punnish book titles and authors, such as 'Humility, and How I Achieved It' by I.M. Fabulous -- only with a Christmas themePosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/27 at 11:36 PM • viewed 286 times
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Christmas String
An old, funny pun based on the phrase 'I'm afraid not!" I actually use this all of the time, using a short piece of rope that 'magically' ties itself when I get to the punchline ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/27 at 09:52 PM • viewed 567 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Don’t Mess With The IRS
Tax evasion? What tax evasion?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 03:46 PM • viewed 774 times
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Espionage In Vietnam
Hard to believe that this has to do with a Monopoly pun -- but it does!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/22 at 05:39 PM • viewed 567 times
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Heated Kayak
But who ever heard of an Eskimo (Inuit) named Kowalski?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/22 at 05:47 PM • viewed 740 times
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Sunday, November 26, 2006
Hickory Daiquiri
But where's the mouse running up the clock?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/26 at 09:39 AM • viewed 496 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Hollandaise Sauce
Can you make a pun out of Hallandaise Sauce? Find out!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 03:51 PM • viewed 653 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006
Is this my Christmas Present?
A truly atrocious, groaner pun - hope you enjoy it too!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 10:39 PM • viewed 290 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Marooned
*Not* the movie with Tom Hanks - a punPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 03:38 PM • viewed 487 times
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Friday, November 17, 2006
Meretricious!
An anecdote (and a Christmas pun) from acclaimed science fiction author Isaac AsimovPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/17 at 08:10 AM • viewed 281 times
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Mozart Or Bach?
Of course, we all *know* what Arnold Schwarzenegger will choose ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 03:27 PM • viewed 224 times
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Friday, December 08, 2006
My brother’s nose
Why is there a bandage on his nose?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 12/08 at 01:20 AM • viewed 468 times
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Monday, November 27, 2006
One line Christmas Jokes
one-liner Christmas jokes and puns - enjoy!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/27 at 11:24 PM • viewed 1001 times
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