Skits

A collection of free clown skits, for 1 or more clowns

Abbott and Costello skits - Beauregard Parish skits - Christmas skits - Easter skits - Gospel skits - Silent clown skits

Friday, July 21, 2006

Who’s on First script | classic baseball routine | Abbott and Costello

Who's on First? the signature routine of Abbott and Costello, taken from their film, 'The Naughty Nineties'

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Birthday Party Invitation

Clown ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns - a gospel presentation with a birthday party invitation motif, suitable for a Christmas skit

A Clown Christmas

Clown ministry skit for Christmas for a clown troupe

The True Meaning of Christmas

The True Meaning of Christmas, a clown skit for 2 or more clowns, written by John Gravley

A Nativity Gift

A Nativity Gift - a clown Christmas skit - pantomime for one, clown skit suitable for church dealing with the birth of Jesus Christ

How Do You Spell Christmas?

Clown ministry skit for multiple clowns, either silent or speaking, illustrating the reason for Jesus Christ's birth, celebrated at Christmas

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Slowly I turned | burlesque routine | Bud Abbott | Lou Costello | Poko Moko | Niagra Falls

Slowly I turned, famous burlesque routine as performed by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello - also known as 'Niagra Falls' and 'Poko Moko'

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

A Letter from God

A Letter from God - a skit for 2 speaking clowns, using a joke about a letter from God to tell about God's real letter, the Bible

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Bible Quiz - free funny Christian clown skit

The Bible Quiz - a free funny Christian skit for 2 or more speaking clowns, dealing with Bible knowledge in a humorous fashion

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

The Visitor, a free clown Christmas skit

The Visitor, a skit for 4 or more clowns, courtesy of Clowns for Christ, inspired by Leo Tolstoy's famous story of the same name

Saturday, July 22, 2006

A dollar a day | Abbott and Costello | famous vaudeville routine

A dollar a day - a classic Abbott and Costello skit, where Lou Costello tries to collect his pay, one dollar every day for an entire year, from his pal Bud Abbott. But Bud has a few 'exceptions' that he failed to tell Lou about.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

An Advent Children’s Sermon

Clown skit for the third Sunday in Advent - requires two talking clowns

Monday, January 22, 2007

Are You Done Yet? A free Christian clown skit

Are You Done Yet? A free Christian clown skit for two clowns, demonstrating patience as one of the fruits of the Spirit. Original by Raynbow the Clown, inspired by a one-clown skit from Clown Skits for Everyone by Happy Jack Feder

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Noah, a clown retelling of the Bible story of Noah and the Ark - free Christian clown skit

Clown ministry skit for 3 or more speaking clowns, retelling the story of Noah and the Ark -- with thanks to Bill Cosby

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Hertz U Drive, with Bud Abbott and Lou Costello

Hertz U-Drive skit, a classic Abbott and Costello routine, originally performed on their radio show

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