Skits

A collection of free clown skits, for 1 or more clowns

Abbott and Costello skits - Beauregard Parish skits - Christmas skits - Easter skits - Gospel skits - Silent clown skits

Monday, June 23, 2008

Meet the Chez Family - free clown skit

Clown ministry skit for 2 or more clowns, dealing with being kind to one another and treating others the way we want to be treated

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Noah, a clown retelling of the Bible story of Noah and the Ark - free Christian clown skit

Clown ministry skit for 3 or more speaking clowns, retelling the story of Noah and the Ark -- with thanks to Bill Cosby

Friday, November 17, 2006

Revised Tale of Bethlehem

A very funny retelling of the birth of Jesus, deflating some of the ridiculousness of the Politically Correct movement. This could be used as a clown skit nearly verbatim

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Rock, Scissors, Paper - nothing beats prayer - free clown skit

A clown skit for 2 clowns playing rock, scissors, paper -- and they discover what beats all. A short skit, good as a lead-in for talking about prayer.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Sandwich and a Cup of Coffee routine, with Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Martha Raye

Abbott and Costello's, Turkey Sandwich and Cup of Coffee routine from 'Keep 'Em Flying' (1941). Blackie (Bud Abbott) and Heathcliff (Lou Costello), having been unsuccessful at entering through the gates of the flight training academy, enter the U.S.O. club and approach the lunch counter with only one quarter between them and take their seats. Gloria (Martha Raye, playing the parts of twin sisters Gloria and Barbara) waits on them from behind the counter.

Slowly I turned | burlesque routine | Bud Abbott | Lou Costello | Poko Moko | Niagra Falls

Slowly I turned, famous burlesque routine as performed by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello - also known as 'Niagra Falls' and 'Poko Moko'

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Slowly I Turned | Niagara Falls

A classic clown skit, 'Slowly I Turned" has been used by the Three Stooges, Abbott and Costello, Lucille Ball and many others -- and is hilariously funny as well!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Belt of Truth - part of Steve Conley’s series of clown skits dealing with the Armor of God

Clown ministry skit for 2 clowns, dealing with the Belt of Truth, part of the armor of God

The Bible Quiz - free funny Christian clown skit

The Bible Quiz - a free funny Christian skit for 2 or more speaking clowns, dealing with Bible knowledge in a humorous fashion

The Breastplate of Righteousness

Clown ministry skit for 2 clowns, illustrating the Breastplate of Righteousness, part of the Armor of God

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The Garden of Eden - free Christian clown skit

Skit for 2 speaking clowns, dealing with the creation of Adam and Eve, the temptation of the forbidden fruit, and their exile from the Garden of Eden

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The Good Samaritan - a free clown skit

The Good Samaritan - a free clown skit for 4 or more speaking clowns

Thursday, March 09, 2006

The Prodigal Son (in the key of F)

A very witty retelling of the parable of the prodigal son (Luke 15:11-32), told in alliteration style, with words beginning with the letter 'F'

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Tie is Always Greener

The Tie is Always Greener - an original clown skit by Goofy Grape, for 2 speaking clowns, dealing with recognizing what we already have

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The True Meaning of Christmas

The True Meaning of Christmas, a clown skit for 2 or more clowns, written by John Gravley

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