Friday, January 26, 2007
A man being treated for pneumonia
Are you *sure* that it's pneumonia?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/26 at 11:13 PM • viewed 697 times
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A sharp, excruciating pain
But only when he drinks coffee ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/26 at 10:46 PM • viewed 373 times
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007
An Ache in Every Stake - The Three Stooges
The Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly) are delivering ice up a *very* long stair case to a mansion ... eventually succeeding in driving away the people's chef, shortly before a big birthday party, leading to the Stooges being hired as kitchen help. This leads to a turkey being stuffed as only Curly can, and Moe inflating a fallen cake with oven gas, leading to an explosive ending. One of the Three Stooges' best shorts.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/31 at 08:34 PM • viewed 1193 times
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Friday, January 12, 2007
Angels Can Fly, a Modern Clown User Guide
Angels can Fly includes a mix of fiction, following the adventures of ten clowns, some personal anecdotes from clowns from around the world, a total of 50 practical clown exercises, and some theory on the nature of modern clown.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/12 at 10:54 AM • viewed 504 times
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Friday, January 26, 2007
Are you an organ donor?
How can you misunderstand this question, really?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/26 at 10:17 PM • viewed 590 times
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Monday, January 22, 2007
Are You Done Yet? A free Christian clown skit
Are You Done Yet? A free Christian clown skit for two clowns, demonstrating patience as one of the fruits of the Spirit. Original by Raynbow the Clown, inspired by a one-clown skit from Clown Skits for Everyone by Happy Jack FederPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/22 at 09:46 PM • viewed 4847 times
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.
Always, always check your email before sending it -- so this doesn't happen to you.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/28 at 08:41 PM • viewed 813 times
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Monday, January 29, 2007
At the end of a perfect day
If you labor under the misconception that you had a hard day, read about Grandmother's ordinary day ... and count your blessingsPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/29 at 05:34 AM • viewed 358 times
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Automobile Insurance Forms
Supposedly true statements made on automobile insurance forms -- I don't claim that these are true, only that they are funny.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/28 at 11:23 PM • viewed 201 times
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Friday, January 05, 2007
Baby Boomer Anthems
Baby Boomer song titles, rewritten for the now-aging baby boomer populationFriday, January 26, 2007
Baseball manager and his doctor
Why doesn't the doctor listen to what he told the baseball manager?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/26 at 09:13 PM • viewed 596 times
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Friday, January 19, 2007
California, Here We Come! - I Love Lucy
All set to leave for California, a monkey wrench is thrown into the works when Lucy's mother, Mrs. McGillicuddy, arrives unexpectedly, wanting to come along on the trip, leading to hurt feelings on the part of the Mertzes, and nearly cancelling the entire trip. Everything gets smoothed out, until it's time to pack the car ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/19 at 10:56 AM • viewed 1363 times
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Monday, January 08, 2007
Clown Easter - an Easter Sunday skit for 4 clowns
Clown ministry skit for 4 clowns, dealing with the meaning of EasterPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/08 at 11:35 AM • viewed 5677 times
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Monday, January 22, 2007
Clown Props - a routine for using the Magic Coloring Book
a clown routine for using the Magic Coloring Book, also known as the Svengali BookPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/22 at 07:59 PM • viewed 919 times
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Clown Props - Playchute parachute
clown props - the Playchute parachute, and ideas for how to use it with your clowningPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 01/22 at 07:00 PM • viewed 1190 times
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