Clown Ministry

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Clown Skits for Everyone, by Happy Jack Feder

Book review of "Clown Skits for Everyone" - an excellent resource, a collection of skits suitable for one or two clowns.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Complaint letter FROM the department store

Sure, we've all heard of people writing complaint letters to the department store ... but *from* the store about a disruptive customer?

Friday, January 26, 2007

Computer savvy

Of course, there are some people who shouldn't be allowed to use a computer ... and these technical support calls are proof of that

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Dead donkey raffle

A very funny story, with a good 'gotcha' ending

Deckhand rescues a naval officer

And what reward is appropriate?

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Doctors on strike

The main problem when doctors go on strike is ....

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Don Juan and the Starlets - I Love Lucy

When Ricky starts doing publicity for his new movie, Don Juan, Lucy becomes jealous—and far more so when she mistakenly thinks that he’s been out all night.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Easter Butterfly Cocoon - a free Christian clown skit

Easter Butterfly Cocoon - a free Christian clown skit for 1 or 2 clowns, about the change that Jesus brings

Easter Transformation - a silent clown skit

Easter Transformation - a silent clown skit to show that Jesus takes all of our hurts and pains to the cross and through his sacrifice offers us hope and love.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Ellie for Council - The Andy Griffith Show

Ellie for Council - When Ellie wonders why there are no women running for the city council and doesn't like Andy's answers, especially his use of the word silly, she decides to run herself.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Ethel’s Home Town - I Love Lucy

On the way out to California, they stop in Albuquerque, New Mexico to visit Ethel’s father, where they find out that Ethel’s letters home have made it appear that Ethel is the big star. At the show that ‘Ethel’ puts on, however, things change ...

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

First Stop - I Love Lucy

On their way to California, the Ricardos and the Mertzes stop for something to eat after many hours in the car. only to end up at a ‘diner’ that has ... limited ... choices, high prices, and a proprietor that excels in separating people from their money. After a very unsatisfying meal, they leave, only to end up back there later by following road signs for a place to stay the night—and the accomodations make the meal look appetizing.

Monday, January 15, 2007

free Laurel and Hardy screensaver

Laurel and Hardy were the comedy kings of the silver screen. Join the goofy duo in this fantastic screensaver which lets you optionally set any of the screens as your wallpaper!

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Funny movie quotes - the Three Stooges - If a Body Meets a Body

Funny movie quotes from one of the best of the Three Stooges 'haunted house' or 'murder mystery' short films, 'If a Body Meets a Body' -- starring Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard

Monday, January 22, 2007

Funny movie quotes from Studio Stooges - the Three Stooges

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