Thursday, February 22, 2007
Exercise Excuses
Very creative, funny excuses for not exercising. I, on the other hand, jog my memory, jump to conclusions, and lift weights (on my fork)Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 07:51 PM • viewed 294 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007
Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign | Star Trek | clean funny jokes
It's common knowledge that, on the original series, when Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Doctor McCoy and an unnamed ensign would beam down to a planet, it was the red shirted ensign who would die a gruesome death. Now, combine that knowledge with a song parody of the Paul Simon song 'Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover' ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 11:34 PM • viewed 781 times
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Thursday, February 08, 2007
Fishing on the lake in a rented boat
What happens when two foolish fisherman find a good fishing spot ... and decide to mark the spot.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/08 at 07:25 PM • viewed 526 times
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Thursday, February 22, 2007
Funny Signs
A collection of signs from various businesses. My favorite is, on the Maternity Room door, 'Push, Push, Push.'Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 08:32 PM • viewed 241 times
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Saturday, February 17, 2007
Future error messages for Microsoft Windows
With the release of Windows Vista, we need to prepare for the next version ... and where better than with the ubiquitous error messages?Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/17 at 11:48 AM • viewed 273 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007
George Carlin Quotes
A collection of one-line jokes from George CarlinPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 09:00 PM • viewed 505 times
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Thursday, February 22, 2007
How To Get Rid of Telemarketers
A funny list of ways to get rid of those annoying telemarketers ... it's not recommended that you actually *use* any of these ...Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 07:27 PM • viewed 588 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007
How to Tell A Trekker From A Trekkie
Ever wonder if, as a fan of Star Trek, if you're a trekker or a trekkie? It's time to find out!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 09:39 PM • viewed 713 times
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Sunday, February 11, 2007
I Love Lucy - Lucy Meets Charles Boyer
In Paris, Lucy sees Charles Boyer everywhere she looks -- but when she finally meets him, Ricky has persuaded him to pretend he is a lookalike actor named Maurice DuBois, to keep Lucy from interfering with a business lunch. Later, to cure Ricky of his 'insane jealousy' she hires that same lookalike actor to pretend to be ... Charles Boyer!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/11 at 09:09 PM • viewed 627 times
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Monday, February 19, 2007
I Owe My Mother!
My mother actually emailed this to me, and I felt *obligated* to post it ... because it's *so* true!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/19 at 02:19 PM • viewed 210 times
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Thursday, February 08, 2007
Love proverbs
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/08 at 01:06 PM • viewed 508 times
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Miscommunication and the judge
A conversation between a judge and a litigant. Reminiscent of Gracie Allen, actually.Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/07 at 06:43 PM • viewed 420 times
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Saturday, February 17, 2007
More answers to ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’
More answers to the eternal question, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' as might have been answered by Darwin, Freud, Fox Mulder, Jerry Seinfeld, Martin Luther King Jr., and many more!Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/17 at 12:41 PM • viewed 245 times
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
My Love, by Dorothy Parker
A very ... different ... love poem by Dorothy ParkerPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/07 at 10:24 PM • viewed 242 times
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Thursday, February 01, 2007
Noah, a clown retelling of the Bible story of Noah and the Ark - free Christian clown skit
Clown ministry skit for 3 or more speaking clowns, retelling the story of Noah and the Ark -- with thanks to Bill CosbyPosted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/01 at 09:54 PM • viewed 5100 times
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