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Monday, February 05, 2007

Nursery School - I Love Lucy

Against Lucy's wishes, Ricky has Ricky Jr. start attending nursery school. Shortly afterwards, Little Ricky is diagnosed with tonsilitis, resulting in his overnight hospitalization. This results in mother hen Lucy trying to stay overnight with Little Ricky, even though this is against hospital rules. But since when do rules stop Lucy?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/05 at 03:15 PM • viewed 1122 times
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Friday, February 09, 2007

Only in America

A very funny list of trusims of things that can happen ... only in America
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/09 at 11:31 PM • viewed 277 times
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Oxymoron list

List of oxymorons - two words together that really shouldn't be, such as 'military intelligence'
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/09 at 11:49 PM • viewed 307 times
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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Phrases You Wish That You Could Say At Work

A very funny list of things that you would like to say at work ... but don't dare
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 07:56 PM • viewed 270 times
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Police Quotes

A truly funny, laugh out loud list! I have some friends who are police officers, and I can just hear one of them saying, 'No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore; we can now write as many tickets as we want!' I hope you laugh at it as much as I did.
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 08:14 PM • viewed 308 times
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Politically-Correct Astronomical Names

As if political correctness hadn't spread far enough ... astronomy, beware!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 06:26 AM • viewed 191 times
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Programmer’s Shampoo | clean funny jokes

A joke that only computer programmers will appreciate ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 06:15 AM • viewed 236 times
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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Proverbs for the 21st Century

'Upgrading' various proverbs for life in the 21st Century ... my favorite is, 'speak softly, and carry a cellphone'
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/17 at 10:28 AM • viewed 207 times
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Questions and Answers about Pregnancy part 2

Still more hilarious, yet true, Q&A about pregnancy
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/07 at 04:43 PM • viewed 188 times
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Monday, February 05, 2007

Ricky’s European Booking - I Love Lucy

Ricky Ricardo gets booked with his band for a working tour of Europe, and Lucy wants come along; however, there's no time for siteseeing, and no money to pay for Lucy to come along. Lucy decides the raise the money herself, by hook or crook ... closer to crook, actually ...
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/05 at 01:46 PM • viewed 427 times
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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners

A collection of one line jokes from 'the man who got no respect', the late Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 08:24 PM • viewed 249 times
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Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew

A list of things that nearly all guys wished that their wives or girlfriends knew ... far too true, and very funny!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 06:33 AM • viewed 230 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Short Star Trek Jokes

short jokes and puns about the various Star Trek characters. My favorite is, 'what would the doctors call their medical practice if they jointly worked together? Bashir, Bones and Crusher.'
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 11:05 PM • viewed 1146 times
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Saturday, February 17, 2007

Signs that you’ve joined a cheap HMO

I've heard of some bad HMO's, but this takes the cake! Very funny, hope you enjoy it too!
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/17 at 11:15 AM • viewed 230 times
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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Star Trek Presidential Campaign Slogans

If people from Star Trek ran for president, what would their campaign slogans be like?
Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/24 at 10:58 PM • viewed 1787 times
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