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- There are no tests, papers, or homework in prison.
- There are no grades in prison.
- You don’t need financial aid in prison.
- In prison, you get to see your family more often.
- You get more sleep in prison.
- Laundry is free in prison.
- You don’t have to worry about job placement in prison.
- The food is better in prison.
- You don’t have to apply to prison, just get convicted.
- In prison, you can get out early for good behavior.
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/21 at 09:07 AM
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