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A-Ducking They Did Go—starring the Three Stooges, Moe, Larry and Curly (1939)
A-Ducking They Did Go is one of the Three Stooges classic short films, where Moe, Larry and Curly are fooled by a pair of con artists into selling memberships to a non-existent duck club. Unexpectedly, the Three Stooges actually succeed, and sell out all of the memberships—to the Mayor, the Police Chief, and the majority of the police department. The Stooges are invited to attend the opening day at the cabin that the duck club will meet in—only to be told that there are no ducks in the area, and there haven’t been for years!
The Three Stooges are in deep trouble, and while Moe and Larry try to stall by catapulting decoy ducks into the air, Curly comes to the rescue as the pied piper of ducks! Although initially it seems that all is well, it turns out that these ducks are domestic, and the farmer wants five dollars per duck!
A-Ducking They Did Go is available on the Three Stooges DVD collection, Three Stooges - Nutty but Nice
Funny movie quotes from A-Ducking They Did Go starring the Three Stooges - Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
Blackie: You men ever sold anything?
Curly: Why certainly, anything we could lay our hands on!
Moe: The gentleman said “sold,” not “stole.”
Blackie: Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen! With this proposition you can’t go wrong! Remember this, boys, every red-blooded man is a potential hunter at heart. Why, there’s one in every office!
Doyle: That’s right, boys, all you have to do is appeal to the primative in ‘em, and you can’t go wrong.
Curly: Ducks, ducks… oh, wanna buy some ducks? Is your blood red? Are you a potent hunter? All you need is a prime appeal. How about a duck? There’s one in every office!
Curly: Every red-blooded he-man is a potential hunter! There’s one in every office!
Curly: Got a piece of bacon in your pocket?
Moe: Why?
Curly: You keep em’ busy I’ll get some eggs for breakfast.
Moe: You try that and I’ll crack your head like an egg shell.
Moe: Spread out and remember, ducks is ducks and cash is king.
Curly: And never the twain shall meet.
Vegetarian in hallway: I don’t eat ducks, I’m a vegetarian!
Moe: Well eat the vegetable see and leave the duck! Come on!
Larry: (after Moe slaps him) What’s that for? I didn’t say nothing!
Moe: It’s for what you were thinkin’!
Curly: My mind’s a blank!
Larry: (after Curly has shot a hole in the bottom of the boat) Wait a minute! I’ll fix it! (shoots another hole in the bottom of the boat)
Moe: What did you do that for?
Larry: I made another hole for the water to go out!
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