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At Sunday School, the teacher was teaching the children how God created everything, including human beings. One little boy paid special attention when he was told how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Honey, what is the matter?"
The little boy answered, "I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife."
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 09/18 at 07:55 AM
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