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Question: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
(This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.)

Question: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant, and close the door.
(This question tests your foresight.)

Question: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which one does not attend?
Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
(This question tests your ability to think comprehensively.)

Question: You are walking through the jungle and you come to a crocodile-infested river. How do you cross it?
Answer: Simply swim across. All of the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
(This question tests your reasoning ability.)

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