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During the skydiving class, the skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any first-timer questions.

One guy asked, “If our parachute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?”

Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, “The rest of your life.”

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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 11/14 at 12:46 AM
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