Two college freshmen were talking. The first one was visibly upset, and his friend asked him what was the matter.
"I’ll never be able to trust my parents again," he replied.
"Why not?" asked his friend.
"I wrote them, asking for $600 for an encyclopedia, and do you know what they sent me?" he asked.
"What?" the friend replied.
"An encyclopedia!"
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