Two clowns were watching the late evening news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump. The station then cut to a commercial.
The first clown said, "I bet you $20 he’s going to jump."
The second clown replied, "Okay, it’s a bet!"
(Back to newscast.) The man jumped.
The second clown, being a good sport, pulled out a twenty dollar bill and handed it to the other clown. "Okay. Here’s my $20."
However, the first clown refused, saying "No, I can’t take it."
The second clown replied, "I insist. I lost the bet fair and square."
The first clown said, "I have a confession to make. I saw the same thing on the 6:00 news and knew he jumped. So it wasn’t really a fair bet."
But the second clown replied, "I know. I saw the same newscast. But I didn’t think he would be stupid enough to jump twice!"
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