People talk about how "big is bad"—but this is nothing new. Do you remember the story of Jack and the Beanstalk? Jack broke into the giant’s house—that’s breaking and entering. Jack stole the goose that laid the golden eggs—that’s larceny. Jack chopped the beanstalk down and killed the giant—that’s vandalism and murder.
Jack was small. The giant was big. Jack committed breaking and entering, larceny, vandalism and murder, but he’s the hero of the story, while the giant is the villian.
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 10/06 at 10:29 PM
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