Funny JokesAbbott and Costello meet a runaway bride
(From Abbott and Costello’s radio show, April 28, 1948)
Bud Abbott: Costello, why can’t you be serious? Why can’t you do something worthwhile? Something to help people?
Lou Costello: I did. Our neighbor’s wife ran away, and she was gone for six months, and I went out and found her and brought her back to her husband.
Bud Abbott: Did her husband give you anything for bringing her back?
Lou Costello: Yes, they’re taking the stitches out of my head tomorrow.
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