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There are many things that various crew members of an airplane can say to increase the confidence of the passengers.  However, probably the last thing that you want to hear is, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the navigator speaking.  The bad news is, I don’t know where we are at the moment; the good news, however, is that we’re making very good time!"

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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/24 at 09:44 PM
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