Some years ago, my friend John asked for my help in setting up a small computer network at an annual charity horse show that he worked every year. That year, rather than manually tabulating points and having to wait for results, they were going to be computerized for the first time.
As I was working the computer terminals, a woman came up and asked me to scratch her horse.
Being a good-natured person, I said "Sure thing - where does he itch?"
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/31 at 08:58 PM
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