Four high school students, afflicted with spring fever, skipped their morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said: “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another, one in each corner of the room, and take out a piece of paper.”
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said:
“First Question: Which tire was flat?”
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 08/19 at 11:25 AM
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