Dr. Maurice Ernest of London is the founder of the Centenarian Club; the club is designed to help people reach the age of 100. Dr. Ernest believes in thoroughly enjoying life. His favorite story is about the man who wanted to be a centenarian and was advised by his doctor to give up drinking, smoking and women.
"Will I live to be 100 then?" asked the patient.
"No," replied the doctor, "but it will seem like it."
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