One communion Sunday, the communion steward prepared communion with a twist. When it came time to uncover the elements the communion wine looked darker than usual. The pastor thought nothing of it and began to serve the communion. Promptly upon receiving the cup, each recipient’s face had a peculiar, stunned look. When it came time for the pastor to receive he discovered the reason behind the strange looks ... the juice was prune juice! One parishioner stated, “Perhaps this is a Divine commentary on our spirituality ... we need a little loosening up!”
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/09 at 07:13 AM
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