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Dizzy Detectives (1943) | The Three Stooges | Moe | Larry | Curly
In Dizzy Detectives, the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry and Curly) are inept carpenters, who become inept police officers. A burglar, seemingly disguised as a gorilla, has the police chief (Stooge regular Bud Jamison) baffled, and has the head of a citizen’s league, Mr. Dill, threatening the police chief’s job. The chief, in turn, threatens the stooges, who pretend to be watchmen at Gypsom Good Antiques. Sure enough, the burglar appears—only to be revealed as a real gorilla, owned and trained by Mr. Dill himself. The typical Three Stooges fight ensues, with the boys defeating Mr. Dill and his henchmen. Curly defeats the gorilla by head-butting the creature—however, the gorilla had accidentally swallowed nitroglycerin, and blows up!
A very solid Three Stooges short film, available on the Three Stooges DVD collection Dizzy Detectives. You may also want to check out funny movie quotes from Dizzy Detectives starring the Three Stooges.
Trivia about Dizzy Detectives starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly)
- The first part of the film where the Stooges are portrayed as carpenters is stock footage from Pardon My Scotch.
- Dizzy Detectives was remade as Fraidy Cat in 1951, and as Hook a Crook in 1955.
Funny movie quotes for Dizzy Detectives (1943) starring The Three Stooges—Moe, Larry, Curly
Larry: What happened? What’s wrong?
Curly: I’m dyin’ and you start a quiz program!
Moe: Where’s your gun?
Curly: Gun? Oh! The landlady’s baby was cryin’, so I gave it to the baby to play with.
Moe: [whispering] It’s that crook and he’s wearin’ a fur coat! Come on!
[the Stooges come up and Moe gets the gorilla’s attention by kicking him in the butt. The Stooges all point their guns at the gorilla]
Moe: Stick ‘em up, Ape Man! We gotcha covered!
[the gorilla destroys the Stooges’ guns]
Moe: Hey, fellas! Look! No human is strong enough to bend a gun barrel like that!
Curly: It’s real! A real chimmanypanzee!
Larry: That’s no chimp, ya chump! That’s a gorilla!
Moe: Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head.
Curly: I’ll make a note of it. How do you spell head?
Moe: B-O-N-E. head!
[he whacks him in the head with a gun and the gun bends]
Curly: That ox can’t call me a monkey!
Moe: Shut up you baboon!
[Curly sticks his tongue at Moe while Moe puts a clothespin on his tongue]
Curly: I don’t wanna be dead. There’s no future in it!
Larry: Hey, you only fell 14 feet! Why are ya getting sore?
Moe: [Pretending to be surprised] Is that all it was?
Larry: Yeah!
Moe: I’ll lead the way. Go ahead!
Larry: That Mr. Dill sure has the Chief in a pickle.
Curly: A lady was screaming, and she was scratching my leg!
Larry: Is that bad?
Moe: Was she pretty?
Curly: I swear ...
Moe: (slaps Curly) That’s a bad habit!
Curly: The gorilla!
Moe: Don’t be scared! Don’t be scared. Just run!
Curly: Moe! Larry! I cut off my head! Nail my head on, I don’t want to be dead. There’s no future in it.
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