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A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm.

The pharmacist asks, “Will that be cash or credit card?”

The duck replies, “Just put it on my bill.”

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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 02/22 at 06:37 AM
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