Two foolish fisherman decided to rent a boat on a lake to go fishing. After fishing for four hours at differrent places around the lake with no success, they decided to try one final spot before quitting for the day.
Suddenly, the fish began biting—they had never seen such good fishing! Within twenty minutes, they had each caught their limit of fish. The first fisherman said, "We should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come.".
The second fisherman thought this was a good idea, pulled out a can of spray paint, and sprayed a large ‘X’ on the bottom of the boat, to mark the spot.
The first fisherman gave him a disgusted look and said, "How dumb can you be? Now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish!"
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