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Funny movie quotes from Go West starring the Marx Brothers - Groucho, Chico, Harpo. The Marx Brothers go out to the wild west, and here are some of the funniest quotes from the movie.

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Funny movie quotes from Go West (1940)

S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): I’d have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn’t have a tape measure.

S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): You love your brother, don’t you?
Joseph Panello (Chico Marx): No, but I’m used to him.

Red Baxter: I don’t like your faces.
S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): I suppose you think we like ‘em.

S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): Lulubelle, it’s you! I didn’t recognize you standing up.

[Arriving at the RR Station]
S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): Any of you boys got change ah ten cents?
Porter: No.
S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): Well, keep the baggage.

[as Quale destroys Rusty’s (Harpo Marx) first hat]
Joseph Panello (Chico Marx): Hey whataya do with that hat; that hat cost a lotta money.
S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): How much did it cost him?
Joseph Panello (Chico Marx): I dunno; he stole it.

[Indicating a gag around the train engineer’s mouth]
S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): Didya know this is the best gag in the picture?

[Chico suggests telephoning for help]
S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): Telephone? This is 1870. Don Ameche hasn’t invented the telephone yet!

S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): There’s something corrupt going on around my pants but I just can’t seem to locate it.

S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): Madam why is that baby constantly crying?
Mother on Stagecoach: He can’t stand the jerks in the coach.

S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): I give you my solemn word as an embezzler I’ll be back in ten minutes.

S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): There’s only one law in the west: the law of blood and bullets. It’s either shoot or be shot. What are we gonna do?
Joseph Panello (Chico Marx): Sue ‘em!

Joseph Panello (Chico Marx): My father-a shot the Indians in eighteen forty-two
S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): Oh, he should-a shot the stork-a, when the stork-a brought-a you.

S. Quentin Quale (Groucho Marx): You know there’s a drunk sitting at the first table who looks exactly like you? And one who looks exactly like me. Dull, isn’t it?