Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunks, starring the Three Stooges - Moe Howard, Larry Fine and Curly Howard. This is the 1934 original “boxing match” sketch that the Three Stooges did multiple times, where Curly goes crazy when "Pop goes the Weasel" is played. This short is available on two different DVD collections - the original black and white version is included as part of Curly Classics, and both the original and colorized versions are on Goofs on the Loose.
Funny movie quotes from Punch Drunk (1934)
Girl: Could you help me? I’m in a terrible dilemma.
Moe: Yeah, I don’t care much for these foreign cars myself.
Girl: No, I mean I’m stuck . . .
Moe: On me? Aw, that’s what all the girls say.
Girl: No, silly. Stuck in the mud.
Moe: Uh, yeah.
[KO Stradivarius tries to leave the boxing ring but gets caught in the ropes]
KO Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
Moe: I suppose you’ll want the afternoon off.
Curly: What’ll ya have?
Moe: I’ll have four pieces of burnt toast and a rotten egg.
Curly: Why do you want that?
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