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Funny movie quotes from "DuBarry was a Lady" co-starring Red Skelton and Lucille Ball,

King Louis XV (Red Skelton): [singing] Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la you’ve come to wash my face!
Maids: [singing in return] Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la we’ve come to wash your face!

Alec Howe (Gene Kelly): You’re human aren’t you?
May Daly (Lucille Ball): I hope not!

Ginny: Can’t you see I love you and want you for the father of my children?
Louis Blore (Red Skelton): I didn’t know you had any!

Louis Blore (Red Skelton): Money ain’t changed me, I’m still lovable!

May Daly (Lucille Ball): I see you want to buy me.
Louis Blore (Red Skelton): Gosh no, Miss Daly, I want to marry you!

King Louis XV (Red Skelton): What’s this?
Duc de Rigor: Your breakfast, Sire.
King Louis XV (Red Skelton): Well, who eats who?

King Louis XV (Red Skelton): Don’t you know that kings can do no wrong?
Madame Du Barry (Lucille Ball): That’s my plan!

Madame Du Barry (Lucille Ball): He’s mad about me!
Ginny: They’re all mad, about you!

Duc de Rigor: Who dares to interfere?
King Louis XV (Red Skelton): Me! My Majesty!

Black Arrow (Gene Kelly): Be brave, my friend, you’re dying for your country.
Taliostra: (Zero Mostel): Yeah, but I was born in the city!
Dauphin: Get your Daily Chopping Guide! You can’t tell which head is which without a program!

Charlie: That’s OK, he’s snapping back to abnormal now.

Ginny: You never look at me like that.
Louis Blore (Red Skelton): You never look like that.

Louis Blore (Red Skelton): She’s just excited. She’s never married me before.

Charlie: We’ll slip him a Rooney.
Louis Blore (Red Skelton): A Rooney? What’s that?
Charlie: It’s a high-powered Mickey.

Alec Howe (Gene Kelly): You know, it’s too bad May couldn’t marry for love and money.
Louis Blore (Red Skelton): You mean sort of a double wedding?

Black Arrow (Gene Kelly): Du Barry! That jay! That jezebel! That spoiler of kings!
Madame Du Barry (Lucille Ball): Isn’t he wonderful?
Black Arrow (Gene Kelly): Does she love the king? No! She loves rubies! So your children go hungry! She loves silks! So your wives go naked!
Madame Du Barry (Lucille Ball): [dreamily] Look at his eyes.

King Louis XV (Red Skelton): We’ll give him a fair trial. Then we’ll hang him.

King Louis XV (Red Skelton): For parading without a license each of you gets thirty days. For planning to knock me off, you get the guillotine.