Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges in Calling All Curs

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Curly (Curly Howard): I try to think, but nothing happens!

Moe (Moe Howard): Quiet, you hot airedale!

Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): [Larry is washing his socks]
[to Larry]
Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): What are you doing?
Dr. Larry (Larry Fine): [to Curly] Well, it’s Monday isn’t it?
Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): [throws socks at Larry] Come on we have operating to do.

Dr. Moe (Moe Howard): [on loudspeaker] Calling Dr. Curly. Calling Dr. Curly.
Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): What do you want?
Dr. Moe (Moe Howard): Listen, you onion head, you march yourself in here and wash that dog.
Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, you do it yourself.
Dr. Moe (Moe Howard): Oh, mutiny, eh?
Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, and it’s not out on the bounty.
[sticks out tongue and gets punched through loud speaker by Moe]
Dr. Moe (Moe Howard): [sticks head out of loudspeaker] Now come in here like I told you.
[Curly starts to leave]
Dr. Moe (Moe Howard): [Moe’s head is stuck in loudspeaker] Hey, what a minute. I’m stuck.
Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): Are you sure?
Dr. Moe (Moe Howard): I’m positive I can’t move.
Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): Oh!
[plucks Moe’s eyebrows]
Dr. Curly (Curly Howard): She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me.
[Curly then pulls off loudspeaker and barks at Moe and takes off]