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funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges in Three Sappy People (1939)
Moe (Moe Howard): Remind me to tear out your Adam’s apple!
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ll make a note of it.
[pulls out a pad of paper and a pencil]
Williams: [as stuffy butler, speaking into telephone] Is this Susquehannah tew, tew-tew-tew-tew?
Moe (Moe Howard): [on doctors’ switchboard] Too-too-too-too? What do ya think you’re doin’, bub, playing train?
Moe (Moe Howard): [to Curly] Why don’t you get a toupee with some brains in it!
Mr. Rumsford: [wanting to tell the ‘doctors’ about his wife] Let me tell you a little about Sherry.
Moe (Moe Howard): Don’t bother, I’ll take bourbon.
Moe (Moe Howard): A marvelous accomplishment!
Larry (Larry Fine) A prodigious achievement!
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ll say! It’s putrid!
Mr. Rumsford: Gentlemen, would you look over my wife now?
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 03/16 at 09:55 AM
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