Funny movie quotes from Men in Black (1934) starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from the only Three Stooges short to be nominated for an Academy Award.
Hiccupping Nurse:Oh, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Dr. Moe Howard:Yes, that’s true.
Hiccupping Nurse:Well, then, why don’t the patients eat an apple a day and save hospital expenses?
Dr. Curly Howard: Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! That’s a pippin!
Hiccupping Nurse:Oh, I know what a pippin is.
Dr. Larry Fine:You do, eh? What’s a pippin?
Hiccupping Nurse:Uh, a pippin is an apple with a skin on the outside.
Dr. Moe Howard:Did you ever see an apple with a skin on the inside?
Hiccupping Nurse:Oh, sure I did.
Dr. Larry Fine:You did?
Hiccupping Nurse:Uh-huh.
Dr. Larry Fine:Where?
Hiccupping Nurse:In homemade apple pie.
PA announcer:Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
Dr. Moe Howard:How is she, doctor?
Doctor with ‘Tiny Patient’:A slight hope.
Dr. Curly Howard:That’s too bad. What’s the matter?
Doctor with ‘Tiny Patient’:She’s in a coma.
Tiny Patient:[sitting up] I am not! I’m in a bed!
Tiny Patient:Say, doctor, do you really think I’m gonna get better?
Dr. Moe Howard:I’m very sorry, but I’m afraid you are.
Tiny Patient:Oh, thanks, doctor. You don’t know how I really appreciate it.
[after being asked where they found their respective patients]
Dr. Larry Fine:Under the bed!
Dr. Moe Howard:Up on the chandelier!
Dr. Graves:What did you do for him?
Dr. Curly Howard:Nothing! What’d he ever do for us?
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