Funny movie quotes from The Shakiest Gun in the West (1968) starring Don Knotts
[On his dream of opening a dress shop]
Pop: Just because I’m rough ‘n’ dirty ‘n’ don’t wear underwear, doesn’t mean I’m not creative.
Jesse Heywood (Don Knotts): (drunk in bar) I’m not a failure. I’m a dentist, a REAL dentist! And I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do I’m gonna spread dental health across the West like a plague!
Jesse Heywood (Don Knotts): I can’t believe it. Tonight’s our wedding night. In a few hours we’ll stop, make camp, have a little supper, then… beddy bye. You rated this page:
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Posted by Tom Raymond, aka Raynbow on 03/02 at 11:13 AM
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