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There was once an eskimo named Kowalski who was always complaining about being cold, especially when he was out fishing in his seal-skin and blubber kayak. One of the other eskimos said, “Hey, Kowalski, if you’re always cold why don’t you light a fire in your kayak to keep warm!”
This seemed logical to Kowalski, who on his next fishing trip took along a copy of the Eskimo Times and a few twigs for kindling. Soon, feeling the cold, he lit the fire. Being made of seal skin and blubber, the whole kayak burst into flames. This just goes to show, you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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