Hickory Daiquiri

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Every afternoon on his way home from the office, a doctor stopped for a drink and had a crushed almond daiquiri. Because the doctor was such a good customer, the bartender always had it ready for him when he walked in the door.

One afternoon the bartender saw the doctor coming. When he went to make the daiquiri, he realizes that he is all out of almonds, but he finds some hickory nuts. “Oh, well,He’ll never know the difference,” thought the bartender. So he makes the daiquiri with crushed hickory nuts instead.

The doctor sits down, takes a sip, and says, “Is this an almond daiquiri?” “No,” says the bartender with a smile. “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.