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Hoi Polloi is available as part the the Three Stooges collection Nutty but Nice.
Funny movie quotes from Hoi Polloi starring the Three Stooges (1935)
Moe: [the Stooges reluctantly agree to be gentlemen] You know it’ll break the old man’s heart but you got the drop on us.
Larry: It’ll disgrace us for life.
Curly: I won’t be able to look at my children in the face.
Prof. Richmond: Can you spell cat?
Curly: Soitenly!
Prof. Richmond: Spell it!
Curly: Cat. K-I-T-T-Y, pussy.
Moe: [reading] “See the deer. Has the deer any doe?”
Curly: Yeah, two bucks!
Larry: Oh, see the cat. Does the mouse see that cat? Yeah, the dirty rat!
Dance Instructor: 1-2-3, dip. Can you do it?
Curly: It ain’t the dippin’. It’s the countin’ that’s got me!
Moe: Now then gentlemen. Remember your etiquette. [Slaps Larry and Curly]
Larry: What’s that for?
Curly: We didn’t do nothin’!
Moe: That’s in case you do when I’m not around.
GirLarry: Your dancing is atrocious!
Larry: Thank you, I couldn’t dance a step last year.
Curly: Thanks for the dance ... and cut yourself a slice’a throat!
Prof. Richmond: Well here’s your check Professor Nichols, you certainly won the wager.
Prof. NicholShemp: Oh that’s very nice. Please forgive me Mrs. Richmond, annoying you with these rowdies.
Mrs. Rich: What do you mean rowdies? Spread out![Slaps him on the face]
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