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Homecoming is available as part of the I Love Lucy season 5 DVD collection.

Funny quotes from Homecoming - I Love Lucy season 5

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I’m not going to lift another little finger to help you anymore. You can answer your own phone, shine your own shoes, type your own lyrics, light your own cigarette, knock off your own ashes, and if you want another roast pig you can crawl into the oven yourself, you big ham!

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): I’ve got to snap her out of it. You got any ideas?
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Nope, getting Ethel to stop being nice to me is a problem I’ve never had to face.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): She treats me like I was a big movie star. I want to be treated like a husband.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): What an awful thing to say.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I graduated from Jamestown High School in...[pauses] Let’s just say I graduated four years after I started.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I’m disappointed in you.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): What do you mean?
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Why?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Letting him walk. Aren’t you afraid he’ll get the soles of his shoes dirty? I’m surprised you didn’t pick him up and carry him all the way downtown.