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You wake up at 4 o’clock in the morning to go to thebathroom and stop to check your email on the way backto bed.
You turn off your computer and get an awful emptyfeeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year ortwo, just for the free internet access.
You laugh at people with modems.
You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
You can’t correspond with your mother because she doesn’t have a computer.
When your email box shows “no new messages” and you feel really depressed.
You don’t know the gender of your three closest friends because they have non-descript screen name and you neverbothered to ask.
Your family always knows where you are.
In real life conversations, you don’t laugh, you justsay “LOL, LOL”
After reading this message, you immediately forward itto a friend!