- What most people are thinking when they say "I Love You"
- "The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day."
- How a person learns to kiss
- "You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you."
- "It might help to watch soap operas all day."
- When is it okay to kiss someone?
- "It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it."
- How to Make Love Endure
- "Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
- "Don't forget your wife's name...That will mess up the love."
- "Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the garbage."
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