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Funny quotes from Lucy and John Wayne - I Love Lucy season 5

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): (on seeing a new set of footprints) Freddie the Forger strikes again.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): (Speaking about her hair appointment) If I have to go to jail, I do not want to be known as a frowsy redhead.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Oh forget it, Fred. It’s dishonest to forge someone else’s footprints.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Yeah.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Look who’s turning honest all of a sudden, Dishwater Mertz and Froswy Ricardo.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): (about Fred’s forgery) Well, for one thing, the feet are way too big.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Yeah, I guess I shouldn’t have used Ethel’s shoes.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): (on the phone) No sir, my wife is the frowsy redhead.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): (on the phone) This is Ricky Ricardo. Ricky Ricardo. Well I just made a picture of MGM. I’m an actor and an orchestra leader…
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): And a stool pigeon.
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): (repeats) And a stool pigeon.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Have you seen the morning paper?
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Only as it flew by.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I don’t know what happened to Ethel
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Well lets just hope for the best
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Don’t worry Fred she’ll show up
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): I said lets hope for the best

John WaynEthel Mertz (Vivian Vance) Is she here?
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): No
John WaynEthel Mertz (Vivian Vance) Oh that’s too bad, I heard alot about her from Bill Holden

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Mr. and Mrs. Masset described the two women as a middle aged “Dish Water” Blond
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Oh, Oh, Ha Ha Ha, hey I didn’t read that part
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Go on
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): and a wild eyed frowsy red head