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Lucy Meets the Queen - I Love Lucy season 5

Lucy Meets the Queen is available as part of the I Love Lucy season 5 DVD collection.

Funny quotes from Lucy Meets the Queen - I Love Lucy

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Oh dear.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): What’s the matter?
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Well, I can’t get into my good dress with my girdle off and I can’t curtsy with it on.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): [to British man] You’ll have to pardon us. We’re Americans; we don’t understand English.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): [trying to make the guard laugh] Did you ever hear the one about the dog psychiatrist that wrote a book? It’s called: Is Your Cocker off his Rocker? Is Your Collie off his Trolley? Is Your Poodle off his Noodle?

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): [after hearing a British man’s answer to her question] And after living with Ricky for 15 years I thought I could understand anybody.

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Well, back in Hollywood you came home with John Wayne’s footprints. I don’t want to find Big Ben ticking right next to my bed.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Let’s just go by the palace and look. You know - see if the shades are down.
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Yeah, and if the milk is on the front porch, don’t ring the bell.

Fred Mertz (William Frawley): It’s not my fault. I just can’t figure out the money over here.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): What was your excuse in the USA? Fred is now the darling of the bellhops on two different continents.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Im going to be presented to a queen! Oh, Lucy I’m scared.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Your scared? Think of the queen.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Ricky, if you don’t let me be in that show, I’ll give you such a punch, you’ll talk funnier than you do now!

Ethel [to Lucy]: Honey, it’s only 10 o’clock, Queens don’t get up this early.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): How would you know?

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): You know how much a pound is?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Sure, 16 ounces.

Lucy [to palace guard]: You make Ed Sullivan look like laughing boy.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): I’ll make it. Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Rome wasn’t built like you, either.