Lucy’s Second Honeymoon

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Lucy’s Second Honeymoon - I Love Lucy season 5

Lucy’s Second Honeymoon is available as part of the I Love Lucy season 5 DVD collection.

Funny quotes from Lucy’s Second Honeymoon - I Love Lucy

Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Honey, I’d love to dance with you, but I’ve been standing on my feet all day long.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Of course you have, dear. Do you want to take off your shoes?
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): I’d like to take off my feet.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Let’s face it, I’m a seagoing sorehead.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): [to dog] I always knew you were my best friend, but I didn’t know you’d be my only one.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Ethel, what’s the name of this boat?
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): The SS Constitution, why?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): From the way everyone’s paired up I thought maybe it was the SS Noah’s Ark.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Oh boy. If the sea air affects him like this when we get back to New York, I’m going to sell the apartment building and buy a houseboat.

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): The love bug has bitten my Freddie.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): The love bug? I thought Fred had been vaccinated for that.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I can’t afford to offend you.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): That’s all right. I can’t afford to be offended.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Some second honeymoon. I’m not even going to see my husband for five days.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Can’t you ping one little pong?

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Just what you always wanted on your second honeymoon - a chaperone.

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): I can just see the two of you after a couple days at sea, standing at the rail in the moonlight and you’ll be holding his hand.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): If we’re standing by the rail, I’ll be holding his head. Or he’ll be maneuvering to throw me overboard.